April 28, 2004
Greetings Team Proctor,
A hardy gaggle of three braved gale-force winds at the Chilli tt yesterday. Mark Hsu stood
in as timer and fact verifier and has the wind burns to prove it. Dennis Turczyn was seen
on the course but was last spotted in hot pursuit of a wind-borne cow and did not have an
official time.
Marty Reeves 27:28 (I may have a few numbers inverted) No aerobars, as he
felt they were an unfair advantage on his new Lemond made of half steel, half carbon, and
half exa-cheese (some new structural material out of Wisconsin- its rust free but attracts
rodents).
Ken Beckler 25:25 Could not maintain concentration and was dehydrated
from excessive drooling, both caused by Mark Hsu's Porsche Boxster convertible. Got a bit
'o drool on my own top tube- nice car.
Dan Hill 25:01 This glorious victory verifies that I am sacrificing goats
to the correct gods and they are happy.
Mark Hsu 0-60 in 3.1 seconds. (With the tailwind)
Hope to see everyone next Wed.
Dan |